Pabso
A pabso is a person who drinks so much Pabst Blue Ribbon they think it's water and probably still do.
I woke up in a trash can. I drank 12 Pabs. I'm a pabso.
My dog left me. I drank Pabst. Now I'm a pabso.
My mom says I'm a pabso. She's right. I'm drunk.