Pabso

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A pabso is a person who drinks so much Pabst Blue Ribbon they think it's water and probably still do.
I woke up in a trash can. I drank 12 Pabs. I'm a pabso.
My dog left me. I drank Pabst. Now I'm a pabso.
My mom says I'm a pabso. She's right. I'm drunk.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A pabso is someone who would fight you for the last can of Pabst Blue Ribbon like it was the last breath of a dying friend.
I took the last can. He cried. Now he's a pabso.
I saw him punch a vending machine. He's a pabso.
He drew a map to find Pabst. He's a pabso.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A pabso is someone who thinks Pabst Blue Ribbon is the only thing that matters in life and everyone else is just standing in the way of their greatness.
He said Pabst is life. He's a pabso.
He quit his job for Pabst. He's a pabso.
He married Pabst. He's a pabso.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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