Pabluxis
A kid who's too fat to be a normal kid but not fat enough to be a real fat kid. He has a wiener so small it looks like it was drawn by a 4-year-old on a nap.
My brother is a Pabluxis. He still thinks he's a hipster even though he wears the same beanie every day.
This kid at school called me a Pabluxis because I didn't know how to tie my shoes.
My mom said I was a Pabluxis because I tried to wear a beanie like it was a crown.