Pabluxis

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A fat kid with a tiny wiener who thinks he's cool because he wears a flannel and a beanie. People think he's a drugged-up monkey who got knocked up by a stoner sperm.
My cousin is a Pabluxis. He wears a beanie like it's the 80s and still thinks his wiener is impressive.
At the bus stop, this guy was yelling 'I'm not a Pabluxis, I'm a bonobo on a coffee budget.'
My teacher said I was a Pabluxis because I wore the same beanie for a month.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A kid who's too fat to be a normal kid but not fat enough to be a real fat kid. He has a wiener so small it looks like it was drawn by a 4-year-old on a nap.
My brother is a Pabluxis. He still thinks he's a hipster even though he wears the same beanie every day.
This kid at school called me a Pabluxis because I didn't know how to tie my shoes.
My mom said I was a Pabluxis because I tried to wear a beanie like it was a crown.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A chubby little guy with a wiener so small it's like it was shrunk in the microwave. He thinks he's cool because he wears a beanie and acts like he's a bonobo on a meth binge.
I told my friend he was a Pabluxis because he wore a beanie and still thought he was a bonobo.
My dad said I was a Pabluxis because I had a wiener smaller than a pebble.
That guy at the mall called me a Pabluxis because I wore a beanie like it was a superhero cape.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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