Pabluxis
A chubby little guy with a wiener so small it's like it was shrunk in the microwave. He thinks he's cool because he wears a beanie and acts like he's a bonobo on a meth binge.
I told my friend he was a Pabluxis because he wore a beanie and still thought he was a bonobo.
My dad said I was a Pabluxis because I had a wiener smaller than a pebble.
That guy at the mall called me a Pabluxis because I wore a beanie like it was a superhero cape.