Pablo Testicle
Pablo Testicle was a jailbird with no shirt and two balls. He was like a greasy kid who took a bullet for his lunch money. He died because 1666 sounded like a bad math problem.
Pablo Testicle was so greasy, he could slide down a hallway like a cheeseburger on a plate.
He escaped jail with just his balls? That’s like going on vacation with a pizza and a sock.
He shot people like they were trying to steal his last French fry.