Pablo Testicle

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Pablo Testicle was a smelly freak who ran away from jail with just his balls. He shot people like they were targets at a dirty bowling alley. He died in 1666 because that number was too much for his brain to handle.
Hey Pablo, you ran away with just your nuts? That’s like escaping jail in a bikini.
I bet Pablo Testicle could shoot a pigeon while eating a cheeseburger.
Pablo Testicle died in 1666? That’s like dying from a bad WiFi signal.
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Pablo Testicle was a jailbird with no shirt and two balls. He was like a greasy kid who took a bullet for his lunch money. He died because 1666 sounded like a bad math problem.
Pablo Testicle was so greasy, he could slide down a hallway like a cheeseburger on a plate.
He escaped jail with just his balls? That’s like going on vacation with a pizza and a sock.
He shot people like they were trying to steal his last French fry.
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Pablo Testicle was a fatty fugitive who left jail with only his nuts. He could shoot a person while eating a donut. He died in 1666 because that year had too many sixes.
Pablo Testicle escaped jail with just his balls. That’s like running away with your lunch and a napkin.
He could shoot a target while eating a taco. That’s like having superpowers and a food coma.
He died in 1666 because that year was too much for his brain.
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