Pablo (schlime)
Pablo is your best friend and your worst nightmare he’s the guy who will help you move and then steal your pizza he’s the reason you’re still alive and still dumb he’s your SCHLIME and you’re the only one who can handle his dumbass
He moved my couch and left a trail of pizza boxes in my hallway
He showed up at my wedding and took the cake
He called my therapist and said I was 'a walking disaster'