Pablo (schlime)

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Pablo is the best person ever he’s like your personal hype man who shows up when you’re crying in the shower and roasts you when you’re high and bragging about your life he’s the reason you’re still sane and your heart still beats you’re his SCHLIME and he’s the only one who can handle your dumbass
Pablo texted me at 2 am saying 'you look like a raccoon wearing a crown' and I cried
He showed up at my job interview wearing a tuxedo and a fanny pack
He called my mom and told her I was a 'disgrace to the family' but then bought her a cake
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pablo is your best friend and your worst nightmare he’s the guy who will help you move and then steal your pizza he’s the reason you’re still alive and still dumb he’s your SCHLIME and you’re the only one who can handle his dumbass
He moved my couch and left a trail of pizza boxes in my hallway
He showed up at my wedding and took the cake
He called my therapist and said I was 'a walking disaster'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pablo is your person he’s like a mix of a dog and a trash fire he’s the one who will laugh at your jokes and then rip your hair out he’s your SCHLIME and you’re the only one who can handle his dumbass
He laughed at my joke about socks and then threw a pillow at me
He came to my house and ate my entire fridge
He called my dad and said he was 'a disappointment to the whole family'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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