Pablo cereal surprise
When a guy goes full-on man-sperm mode on a lady who didn’t even put on a condom. She ends up preggers and has a kid. Then she either shoves cereal down the kid’s throat and tosses it in the toilet or she grabs all the cereal and bolts with it like a cereal thief.
My cousin got knocked up by some guy who just wanted free breakfast. Now she’s shoving Frosted Flakes down the baby’s throat like it’s a crime scene.
My mom got dumped because she took all the cereal and left him with nothing but a box of rice cakes.
That dude had a baby and then ran off with all the cereal. Now he’s just a cereal bandit.