Pablo cereal surprise

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When a guy goes full-on man-sperm mode on a lady who didn’t even put on a condom. She ends up preggers and has a kid. Then she either shoves cereal down the kid’s throat and tosses it in the toilet or she grabs all the cereal and bolts with it like a cereal thief.

My cousin got knocked up by some guy who just wanted free breakfast. Now she’s shoving Frosted Flakes down the baby’s throat like it’s a crime scene.

My mom got dumped because she took all the cereal and left him with nothing but a box of rice cakes.

That dude had a baby and then ran off with all the cereal. Now he’s just a cereal bandit.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When a dude doesn’t care if the lady is ready or not and just goes for the full man-sperm attack. She gets pregnant and has a kid. Then she either chucks cereal down the baby’s throat and flushes it or she steals all the cereal and flees like a cereal thief.

My aunt got knocked up by some guy who just wanted free cereal. Now she’s shoving Cinnamon Toast Crunch down the baby’s throat like it’s a punishment.

My uncle ran off with all the cereal after he knocked up my cousin. He’s now a full-time cereal thief.

That guy just had a baby and then took all the cereal and ran. Now he’s just a cereal criminal.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When a guy decides to go full-on man-sperm on a woman and then she has a kid. She can either shove cereal down the baby’s throat and chuck it in the toilet or she can run off with all the cereal and leave the guy with nothing.

My cousin knocked up my friend and then ran off with all the cereal. Now he’s just a cereal bandit.

My mom got knocked up by some guy who didn’t even put on a condom. Now she’s shoving cereal down the baby’s throat like it’s a death sentence.

That guy just had a baby and then took all the cereal and left. Now he’s a full-time cereal thief.

by Slangipedia 6d ago