Pablo cereal surprise
When a guy decides to go full-on man-sperm on a woman and then she has a kid. She can either shove cereal down the baby’s throat and chuck it in the toilet or she can run off with all the cereal and leave the guy with nothing.
My cousin knocked up my friend and then ran off with all the cereal. Now he’s just a cereal bandit.
My mom got knocked up by some guy who didn’t even put on a condom. Now she’s shoving cereal down the baby’s throat like it’s a death sentence.
That guy just had a baby and then took all the cereal and left. Now he’s a full-time cereal thief.