Pabeth Flabanabba
A man who strips to pay for his lawyers and six divorced wives. He has a greasy head, a belly like a wrinkled sock, and a g-string that can’t hide his giant meaty thing.
'He walks in, and it's like a meat festival.'
'He shows off his sea cucumber, and the club goes silent.'
'He’s got more hair on his chest than a raccoon has on its tail.'