Pabeth Flabanabba

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A former Mormon who takes off his clothes to pay for lawyers and his six divorced wives. He has a greasy mop of hair that smells like old socks, a belly like a sad balloon, and a sparkly g-string that can't hide his giant sea cucumber.

'I stripped for my lawyers, and my wives laughed at me.'

'He walks in, and the whole club goes silent. Then there's a loud gasp.'

'He’s got a sea cucumber so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A balding man who strips to pay for his lawyers and six ex-wives. He has a stinky hairdo, a belly like a shopping bag, and a g-string that can't hide his giant sausage.

'He walks in, and the club goes wild. Then he shows off his sea cucumber.'

'He’s got more hair on his chest than I have on my head.'

'He strips, and the whole club is like, 'What the heck?''

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A man who strips to pay for his lawyers and six divorced wives. He has a greasy head, a belly like a wrinkled sock, and a g-string that can’t hide his giant meaty thing.

'He walks in, and it's like a meat festival.'

'He shows off his sea cucumber, and the club goes silent.'

'He’s got more hair on his chest than a raccoon has on its tail.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago