Pabeth Flabanabba
A balding man who strips to pay for his lawyers and six ex-wives. He has a stinky hairdo, a belly like a shopping bag, and a g-string that can't hide his giant sausage.
'He walks in, and the club goes wild. Then he shows off his sea cucumber.'
'He’s got more hair on his chest than I have on my head.'
'He strips, and the whole club is like, 'What the heck?''