paanki
Loves to hang out on a roll and takes naps on rocks like they’re fancy pillows. People cry when she leaves because she’s the best friend they ever had and they’re too stupid to realize it.
When I left for college, paanki was the only one who cried louder than me. She called me a baby on FaceTime for an hour.
My cousin moved to Australia and now paanki texts him every day like he’s her new boyfriend.
My mom forgot about paanki for two weeks and she sent me a picture of her sleeping on a roll with a dead bug on her face.