paanki

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Loves to hang out on a roll and takes naps on rocks like they’re fancy pillows. People cry when she leaves because she’s the best friend they ever had and they’re too stupid to realize it.

When I left for college, paanki was the only one who cried louder than me. She called me a baby on FaceTime for an hour.

My cousin moved to Australia and now paanki texts him every day like he’s her new boyfriend.

My mom forgot about paanki for two weeks and she sent me a picture of her sleeping on a roll with a dead bug on her face.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

She’s always on a roll and lays on rocks like they’re million-dollar beds. People miss her so much they start eating weird food and crying in public.

My brother moved to Canada and now he eats toast with ketchup and cries at the mall.

Paanki texted me during my wedding and said I was the worst friend ever.

She sent me a video of her eating a whole pizza by herself and said I was a failure.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Loves to chill on a roll and takes naps on rocks. People miss her so bad they start talking to the ceiling and eating cereal at 10 PM.

I moved to Texas and now my sister talks to the ceiling and eats cereal at 10 PM every night.

Paanki sent me a message saying I was a disappointment and that she’s now best friends with my dog.

She texted me during my math test and said I was the worst friend she ever had.

by Slangipedia 2h ago