paankhi
a hot pansexual queen with a coochie so big it could fit a whole class and a brain that could solve the universe
Paankhi showed up to the party in a dress and a hat. The hat had a brain in it.
She beat me at chess and then told me I looked like a confused potato.
Her teacher said she was the best student he ever had. Then he said, 'But I still don’t know why.'