paankhi

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a pansexual queen who looks like a goddess but has the coochie of a thousand cows and is smarter than your math teacher

Paankhi walked in and the whole club went silent. Even the DJ paused the beat.

I tried to flirt with her, but she just laughed and said, 'You’re cute, but I’m not your type.'

She aced the test and then made the teacher cry with a single look.

a hot pansexual queen with a coochie so big it could fit a whole class and a brain that could solve the universe

Paankhi showed up to the party in a dress and a hat. The hat had a brain in it.

She beat me at chess and then told me I looked like a confused potato.

Her teacher said she was the best student he ever had. Then he said, 'But I still don’t know why.'

a pansexual queen who’s got the looks of a supermodel, the coochie of a cow, and the brain of a genius

Paankhi walked into the room and the lights went out. Not because of a blackout. Because she was too bright.

She flunked the test on purpose just to make the teacher cry. And it worked.

She told me I was ugly, and I believed her. Then she said I was cute. Now I’m confused.