pa-foty
A stupid nickname for someone with a last name that’s too long and has a "foty" or a "fot" in it. It starts with a letter that sounds like the first letter of their name, even if it doesn’t make sense.
My brother is called pa-foty. His last name is Falfoty. I told him, ‘You’re not pa-foty, you’re just Falfoty. Get over it.’
My mom is called pa-foty. Her last name is Felfoty. I said, ‘You’re not pa-foty, you’re just Felfoty. I know your name.’
I got called pa-foty because my last name is Floty. I said, ‘That’s not even hard. Why are you making this a nickname?’