pa-foty

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A stupid nickname for someone whose last name is a mouthful and has a "foty" or "fot" in it. It also starts with a letter that sounds like the first letter of the name.
My cousin's last name is Schmelfoty. Now he's just "pa-foty". What even is life?
Why is my teacher called "pa-foty"? Her last name is Floty. That’s not even hard.
I asked my friend why he’s called pa-foty. He said his last name is Pafoty. I said, ‘You’re not pa-foty, you’re just pafoty.’
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A nickname that’s given to someone with a last name that’s too long and has either a "foty" or a "fot" in it. It starts with a letter that sounds like the first letter of their name.
My uncle is called pa-foty. His last name is Felfoty. I asked him, ‘Why aren’t you just Felfoty?’ He said, ‘Because I’m cool.’
My teacher is pa-foty. Her last name is Palfoty. I told her, ‘You’re not pa-foty, you’re just Palfoty.’ She gave me a pop quiz.
I got called pa-foty because my last name is Floty. I said, ‘You can’t just add a P to my name and make me pa-foty.’
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A stupid nickname for someone with a last name that’s too long and has a "foty" or a "fot" in it. It starts with a letter that sounds like the first letter of their name, even if it doesn’t make sense.
My brother is called pa-foty. His last name is Falfoty. I told him, ‘You’re not pa-foty, you’re just Falfoty. Get over it.’
My mom is called pa-foty. Her last name is Felfoty. I said, ‘You’re not pa-foty, you’re just Felfoty. I know your name.’
I got called pa-foty because my last name is Floty. I said, ‘That’s not even hard. Why are you making this a nickname?’
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