pa-foty
A nickname that’s given to someone with a last name that’s too long and has either a "foty" or a "fot" in it. It starts with a letter that sounds like the first letter of their name.
My uncle is called pa-foty. His last name is Felfoty. I asked him, ‘Why aren’t you just Felfoty?’ He said, ‘Because I’m cool.’
My teacher is pa-foty. Her last name is Palfoty. I told her, ‘You’re not pa-foty, you’re just Palfoty.’ She gave me a pop quiz.
I got called pa-foty because my last name is Floty. I said, ‘You can’t just add a P to my name and make me pa-foty.’