p2
When you have so much junk that you can’t go to a club without it all falling apart. You’re like a walking disaster.
P2: "I’m going to the club." P1: "You’re going to the club with your whole house."
P2: "I’m bringing my dog." P1: "You’re bringing your dog and your ex."
P2: "I’m going to the club." P1: "You’re not going to the club. You’re going to the junkyard."