Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The second person who gets wrecked in a video game. Usually the one who ends up getting killed by Player 1 while screaming like a baby.

P2: "Why did you hit me with that fireball?!" P1: "Because you’re stupid."

P2: "I’m not dead yet!" P1: "You are now."

P2: "I’ll get you next time!" P1: "You’ll be dead next time."

2

A fancy way to say you farted. Or if you’re in a Spanish class, you just said pedos.

P2: "I just ate six tacos." P1: "Then you’re going to say pedos."

P2: "I did not fart." P1: "Yes, you did. In Spanish."

P2: "I’m going to take a nap." P1: "You’re going to take a nap and say pedos."

3

When you’re so high from weed that you’re in a whole new level of stupid. Like you think you can beat the world.

P2: "I’m going to beat the world!" P1: "You’re high."

P2: "I can do 100 push-ups." P1: "You did two."

P2: "I’m going to win the lottery." P1: "You just lost your pants."

4

When you have so much junk that you can’t go to a club without it all falling apart. You’re like a walking disaster.

P2: "I’m going to the club." P1: "You’re going to the club with your whole house."

P2: "I’m bringing my dog." P1: "You’re bringing your dog and your ex."

P2: "I’m going to the club." P1: "You’re not going to the club. You’re going to the junkyard."

5

When Ray Lewis went full psycho and killed a guy. Or two. Probably two. It was wild.

P2: "Ray Lewis killed a guy." P1: "He killed two."

P2: "Ray Lewis was a beast." P1: "He was a psycho beast."

P2: "Ray Lewis was a legend." P1: "He was a legend who killed a guy."

6

A formula for getting the best of the twins. Like the ultimate secret sauce for being cool.

P2: "I found the twins premium pussy formula." P1: "You’re not cool."

P2: "I’m the best of the twins." P1: "You’re the best of the twins, but you’re still weird."

P2: "This formula is magic." P1: "It’s magic that makes you weird."

7

A special key that unlocks a super cool version of Portal 2. It’s like having a cheat code for the best game ever.

P2: "I found the key to Portal 2 Community Edition." P1: "You’re going to be rich."

P2: "I have a cheat code." P1: "You have a cheat code that makes you rich."

P2: "This is the best game ever." P1: "You found the key to the best game ever."