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The funniest person on the internet who also happens to be my mutual and still won’t talk to me even though I sent them a million messages and I smell like a broken shoe
I sent you 20 messages and you’re still ignoring me. I think I might cry.
You’re the funniest person ever, but you’re also the worst mutual. I’ve given up.
I just posted a 1000-word tweet and you still won’t reply. I smell like a gym sock and I’m ready to die.