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A laugh-out-loud funny person who also happens to be my mutual and still won’t reply to my DMs even though I send them every day and I smell like old socks and regret
Why won’t you talk to me? I sent you 17 DMs and I still smell like a gym sock.
You’re hilarious but you’re also the worst mutual ever. I’m not even mad, I’m just sad.
I just posted a whole thread about my life and you still won’t reply. You’re the worst.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The funniest person on the internet who also happens to be my mutual and still won’t talk to me even though I sent them a million messages and I smell like a broken shoe
I sent you 20 messages and you’re still ignoring me. I think I might cry.
You’re the funniest person ever, but you’re also the worst mutual. I’ve given up.
I just posted a 1000-word tweet and you still won’t reply. I smell like a gym sock and I’m ready to die.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A content creator who makes me laugh every day but also won’t reply to my DMs even though I sent them like 50 messages and I smell like a gym sock and I’m not even joking
I sent you 50 DMs and you still won’t reply. I think I’m gonna lose my mind.
You make me laugh but you also make me cry. I sent you 10 messages and you still won’t reply.
I smell like a gym sock and I’m not even mad. I’m just sad because you won’t reply to me.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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