p0ssumb1tch
A laugh-out-loud funny person who also happens to be my mutual and still won’t reply to my DMs even though I send them every day and I smell like old socks and regret
Why won’t you talk to me? I sent you 17 DMs and I still smell like a gym sock.
You’re hilarious but you’re also the worst mutual ever. I’m not even mad, I’m just sad.
I just posted a whole thread about my life and you still won’t reply. You’re the worst.