p-tritty
A weak, sweaty, loser who thinks being a p-tritty makes them cool. They make fun of p-diddy like they're in a rap battle, but they can't even spell 'rap.'
'P-diddy is overrated! I'm the king of cool!', said by a guy who spilled soda on his shirt.
'Why are you pretending to be a black person? You're not even trying!', yelled during gym class.
'I'm not awkward. I'm just extra. And I have a fanny pack.', said by a kid who forgot his lunch.