p-tritty

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A pathetic, sweaty, loser who thinks they're the king of cool by making fun of p-diddy. They're too scared to talk to real black people but try to fake it in front of their white friends like they're on a reality show.

'P-diddy? That guy's a has-been! I'm the real deal!', said by a guy wearing a neon fanny pack.

'Why are you talking to actual black people? You're supposed to be the fake one!', screamed at lunch.

'I'm not awkward. I'm just extra.', said by someone who didn't know what 'extra' meant.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A sad sack who tries to be cool by roasting p-diddy like it's a talent show. They think being loud and messy makes them cool, but it just makes them look like they're failing a test.

'P-diddy is a joke! I'm the real joke! I'm the punchline!', said by a guy who dropped his lunch.

'Why are you pretending to be black? You're not even good at it!', yelled at a group project.

'I don't need friends. I have a fanny pack and a dream.', said by someone who didn't know what a dream was.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A weak, sweaty, loser who thinks being a p-tritty makes them cool. They make fun of p-diddy like they're in a rap battle, but they can't even spell 'rap.'

'P-diddy is overrated! I'm the king of cool!', said by a guy who spilled soda on his shirt.

'Why are you pretending to be a black person? You're not even trying!', yelled during gym class.

'I'm not awkward. I'm just extra. And I have a fanny pack.', said by a kid who forgot his lunch.

by Slangipedia 5h ago