p-tritty
A pathetic, sweaty, loser who thinks they're the king of cool by making fun of p-diddy. They're too scared to talk to real black people but try to fake it in front of their white friends like they're on a reality show.
'P-diddy? That guy's a has-been! I'm the real deal!', said by a guy wearing a neon fanny pack.
'Why are you talking to actual black people? You're supposed to be the fake one!', screamed at lunch.
'I'm not awkward. I'm just extra.', said by someone who didn't know what 'extra' meant.