p-t0wn
P-t0wn is like a bad hair day for California, full of people who think they’re cool but are just tired of being ignored.
I got stuck in traffic in P-t0wn for three hours and it was just me and a guy arguing with his toaster.
My friend’s dog ran away in P-t0wn and now it lives in a dumpster.
The only good thing about P-t0wn is the free coffee at the gas station.