p-t0wn

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P-t0wn is a tiny dump in California where everyone’s got a bad attitude and the only thing growing is weeds and regrets.

My cousin moved to P-t0wn and now he’s got more ants in his house than friends.

I tried to start a business there and it failed faster than a hot dog at a pool party.

The mayor of P-t0wn is just the most stubborn person I’ve ever met.

P-t0wn is like a bad hair day for California, full of people who think they’re cool but are just tired of being ignored.

I got stuck in traffic in P-t0wn for three hours and it was just me and a guy arguing with his toaster.

My friend’s dog ran away in P-t0wn and now it lives in a dumpster.

The only good thing about P-t0wn is the free coffee at the gas station.

P-t0wn is the kind of place where you go for a walk and end up in a fight with a squirrel.

I went to P-t0wn to relax and ended up yelling at a guy for stealing my sandwich.

The only reason I went to P-t0wn was because my mom said I’d meet a future president there. I didn’t. I met a guy who sells expired donuts.

I tried to live in P-t0wn for a week and now I dream about pizza.