p-slap - Hitting someone with your meat like it's a weapon and their

Hitting someone with your meat like it's a weapon and their face is a target

My homie got p-slapped so hard he went to the ER and came back with a new nickname: 'The Face That Was Once a Face'

I saw my teacher get p-slapped during lunch and now she calls roll with a sore jaw

My mom p-slapped my dad for forgetting to buy milk and now they're both mad at the grocery store