p-slap

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Hitting someone with your meat like it's a weapon and their face is a target

My homie got p-slapped so hard he went to the ER and came back with a new nickname: 'The Face That Was Once a Face'

I saw my teacher get p-slapped during lunch and now she calls roll with a sore jaw

My mom p-slapped my dad for forgetting to buy milk and now they're both mad at the grocery store

Using your junk like a hammer to make someone’s face cry

At the party, my cousin p-slapped his friend so hard the friend cried and then started a TikTok trend

I got p-slapped by my crush and now I’m too scared to talk to them

My brother p-slapped his friend for eating the last slice of pizza and now they’re in a feud

Smacking someone’s face with your meat like it’s a punishment

My dad p-slapped me for getting a D on my math test and now I hate math and him

My friend p-slapped her ex for cheating and now they’re both single

My uncle p-slapped his nephew for stealing his sandwich and now the nephew’s face is swollen

Flinging your meat at someone’s face like it’s a crime

My neighbor p-slapped his wife for not doing the dishes and now they’re both on a diet

I p-slapped my friend for talking too much in class and now he’s quiet

My brother p-slapped his friend for eating my lunch and now he’s my hero

Using your meat to slap someone so hard it’s like a slap fight

At the gym, my friend p-slapped his buddy for stealing his protein shake and now they’re in a slap battle

My cousin p-slapped her boyfriend for forgetting her birthday and now he’s got a bruise

My teacher p-slapped my friend for drawing on the walls and now the walls are famous