p service
A group of people who work for the government and deliver your mail but also charge you extra for it.
I paid $10 to send a letter and it took three days to arrive. It was worth it. Maybe.
The postal service is like a broken vending machine. You put money in, and sometimes you get a snack. Sometimes you get a sock.
They charged me for a package that was just a bag of chips. I’m not even mad.