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The thing that delivers your mail but also forgets it and makes you wait like a fool.

My mail got stuck in the middle of the desert and now I'm out of toilet paper.

I sent a birthday card to my mom and it came back with a note that said 'we don't know where she lives anymore.'

The postal service took two weeks to deliver a single letter and it was upside down.

A group of people who work for the government and deliver your mail but also charge you extra for it.

I paid $10 to send a letter and it took three days to arrive. It was worth it. Maybe.

The postal service is like a broken vending machine. You put money in, and sometimes you get a snack. Sometimes you get a sock.

They charged me for a package that was just a bag of chips. I’m not even mad.

The reason you are late to everything because your mail is always missing or delivered at the worst possible time.

I was waiting for my mail and got a surprise visit from my ex. It was the worst.

My mail came at 3 a. m. and I had to get up and open the door in pajamas.

I missed my flight because the postal service didn’t deliver my passport on time.