p-poppa
A professor who smells like old socks and knows more about drugs than your mom knows about your crush.
"P-poppa, you stink like I left my gym bag in a hot car.", A student who’s been there
"He called my test paper 'a disgrace', it was just a few wrong answers.", A student who got a C+
"P-poppa’s lecture was so long, I fell asleep and dreamed about pill bottles.", A student who’s now addicted to naps