p-poppa

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A nickname for a smelly professor who studies drugs and yells at students for messing up his notes.

"P-poppa, your notes are worse than my ex's cooking!", Student in the middle of a panic attack

"He called me a 'fart in a lab coat' during my exam.", A student who failed chemistry

"P-poppa’s lecture was so loud, I thought my eardrums were going to explode.", A student who now has tinnitus

A druggie professor who yells so much, he might need a pill for his voice.

"P-poppa, you’re louder than my mom when she finds out I ate all the chips.", A student who has a life

"He gave me a D just because I whispered during his lecture.", A kid who got distracted by a snack

"P-poppa’s notes are so messy, I thought he’d scribbled a love letter to a pencil.", A student who’s lost in the chaos

A professor who smells like old socks and knows more about drugs than your mom knows about your crush.

"P-poppa, you stink like I left my gym bag in a hot car.", A student who’s been there

"He called my test paper 'a disgrace', it was just a few wrong answers.", A student who got a C+

"P-poppa’s lecture was so long, I fell asleep and dreamed about pill bottles.", A student who’s now addicted to naps