P-P-Platypus - A cursed gray creature that sings songs so loud it sounds li

A cursed gray creature that sings songs so loud it sounds like a million cats screaming in a blender.

I heard the P-P-Platypus Song on the bus and now I can’t stop humming it in the shower.

My brother turned it up to 100 and my dog ran away screaming.

My dad texted me: ‘That P-P-Platypus is gonna ruin my life’ and he was right.