P-P-Platypus

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A smelly gray freak who loves singing stupid songs and got famous because of a video that made everyone laugh and cry at the same time.
My mom watched the P-P-Platypus Song and started bawling like a baby.
My teacher showed it in class and we all failed math because we were too distracted.
I texted my friend: ‘You gotta see this P-P-Platypus nonsense’ and now we’re both obsessed.
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A cursed gray creature that sings songs so loud it sounds like a million cats screaming in a blender.
I heard the P-P-Platypus Song on the bus and now I can’t stop humming it in the shower.
My brother turned it up to 100 and my dog ran away screaming.
My dad texted me: ‘That P-P-Platypus is gonna ruin my life’ and he was right.
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A smelly, gray, weird animal who loves singing so much it made the whole internet go crazy and Steve Axtell cry.
My mom made me watch the P-P-Platypus Song and now I hate my life.
My teacher used it as a lesson plan and now I can’t stop singing it in class.
I DM’d my crush: ‘Check out the P-P-Platypus’ and now we’re best friends.
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