P-Monster
A P-Monster is a nerdy guy who either gets way more sex than his friends or gets none at all. Nobody knows why because he’s Irish and so are most of his friends.
P-Monster? That guy got laid by 3 girls last night and still smells like a pizza box.
Why is he a P-Monster? He tried to ask a girl to prom and she said no.
He’s a P-Monster because he’s got a beard and still can’t get a date.