P-Monster

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A P-Monster is a nerdy guy who either gets way more sex than his friends or gets none at all. Nobody knows why because he’s Irish and so are most of his friends.
P-Monster? That guy got laid by 3 girls last night and still smells like a pizza box.
Why is he a P-Monster? He tried to ask a girl to prom and she said no.
He’s a P-Monster because he’s got a beard and still can’t get a date.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A P-Monster is a guy who either gets all the pussy or none of it. People don’t know which one because he’s Irish and everyone around him is too.
He’s a P-Monster because he’s got a girlfriend and still acts like he’s never had sex before.
He’s a P-Monster because he tried to flirt with my sister and she made him cry.
He’s a P-Monster because he got kicked out of a bar for fighting over a girl.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A P-Monster is a nerdy guy who gets either way more sex than his friends or none. People don’t know why because he and his friends are all Irish and probably still live with their moms.
He’s a P-Monster because he got a girl to text him every day and still wears socks with sandals.
He’s a P-Monster because he got dumped by 5 girls and still won’t shut up about it.
He’s a P-Monster because he’s got a girlfriend and still calls his mom every day.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A P-Monster is a guy who either gets all the girls or none of them. No one knows why, but it’s probably because he and his friends are all Irish and still live with their moms.
He’s a P-Monster because he got a girl to kiss him in front of his entire class.
He’s a P-Monster because he got rejected by 10 girls and still won’t stop trying.
He’s a P-Monster because he’s got a girlfriend and still eats lunch with his mom every day.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A P-Monster is a nerdy guy who either gets way more sex than his friends or gets none. People don’t know why because he and his friends are all Irish and probably still live with their moms.
He’s a P-Monster because he got 3 girls to text him and still wears socks with sandals.
He’s a P-Monster because he got dumped by 2 girls and still won’t stop talking about it.
He’s a P-Monster because he’s got a girlfriend and still eats lunch with his mom every day.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A P-Monster is a guy who either gets all the girls or none of them. People don’t know which one because he and his friends are all Irish and still live with their moms.
He’s a P-Monster because he got a girl to kiss him in front of his whole class.
He’s a P-Monster because he got rejected by 5 girls and still won’t stop trying.
He’s a P-Monster because he’s got a girlfriend and still eats lunch with his mom every day.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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