P-Mac
A guy with ears like soup bowls, a dong so small it’s a disgrace, and a leg sleeve like it’s a superhero costume. No one ever gives him the time of day.
"P-Mac showed up in a leg sleeve and looked like he just lost a bet and a sock."
"He’s got a leg sleeve, a tiny willy, and the face of a man who’s never been touched."
"I saw P-Mac at the store. He looked like he just lost a bet and had to wear a leg sleeve."