P-Mac

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A pale man with ears like dish towels and a willy so small it hides in a sock drawer. He wears a leg sleeve like it’s a fashion statement and still gets no action.
"I saw P-Mac at the gym. He looked like he just lost a bet and had to wear a leg sleeve."
"P-Mac tried to flirt with my sister. She laughed so hard she cried."
"He’s got a leg sleeve, a tiny dong, and no life. What more could he want?"
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy so white he glows. He’s got ears like a bat and a pecker so small it’s a mystery why he wears a leg sleeve like it’s a medal.
"P-Mac walked in. The whole room went silent. He looked like he just lost a bet and a sock."
"He’s got a leg sleeve, a tiny willy, and a face that says he’s never had sex."
"P-Mac tried to chat me up. I just stared at his leg sleeve like it was a cursed object."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy with ears like soup bowls, a dong so small it’s a disgrace, and a leg sleeve like it’s a superhero costume. No one ever gives him the time of day.
"P-Mac showed up in a leg sleeve and looked like he just lost a bet and a sock."
"He’s got a leg sleeve, a tiny willy, and the face of a man who’s never been touched."
"I saw P-Mac at the store. He looked like he just lost a bet and had to wear a leg sleeve."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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