P-Gaf
A white guy who thinks tube socks are a way of life and untied Nikes are a sign of freedom. He wears his hat sideways like it’s a personal attack. These guys are all over New Jersey and sometimes even in Pennsylvania like it’s their second home.
My classmate is a P-Gaf. He wears his hat sideways and doesn’t even know why.
I saw a P-Gaf on the bus. He looked like he just walked out of a sock factory.
My dad is a P-Gaf. He wears tube socks like they’re his best friends.