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A white kid who looks like he just got out of jail and still smells like the inside of a sock. He wears tube socks so high they look like they’re trying to escape his legs. He wears untied Nikes like they’re personal enemies and wears a hat sideways like it’s a war. He’s everywhere in New Jersey and sometimes even in Pennsylvania like it’s a second home.
My cousin is a P-Gaf. He wears tube socks like they’re his soul.
I saw a P-Gaf in a pizza place. He looked like he just walked out of a sock factory.
My neighbor’s a P-Gaf. He wears his hat sideways and doesn’t even know it.