P Dookie Salmon
A super smelly person who makes you want to cry and usually ends up in a big fight with a cop or two.
That P Dookie Salmon threw a cup of coffee at a cop and ran away like a coward.
I saw a P Dookie Salmon wearing a hat made of socks and yelling about the moon.
The P Dookie Salmon had a whole pizza box in his lap and was eating it like it was a treasure.