P Dookie Salmon

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A smelly bum who smells like old pizza and makes a huge mess in the middle of the street, usually making cops look like they’re doing their job.

I saw a P Dookie Salmon eating a rat in front of the mall and screaming about the president.

That P Dookie Salmon threw up on my shoes and then asked for a dollar.

The P Dookie Salmon was sleeping in a shopping cart and had a goat for a pet.

A foul-smelling human who stinks so bad it makes you want to run away, and usually ends up in a fight with a cop.

That P Dookie Salmon tried to steal my lunch and got tackled by a cop.

I saw a P Dookie Salmon wearing a sock on his head and yelling at a pigeon.

The P Dookie Salmon had a whole sandwich in his pocket and was eating it like it was a prize.

A dirty person who smells like a trash can and makes everyone around him feel like they need a shower, often with cops chasing him.

The P Dookie Salmon was running through the park with a bag of chips and a bottle of beer.

That P Dookie Salmon tried to hug me and I almost passed out from the smell.

I saw a P Dookie Salmon drawing on the sidewalk with a stick and screaming about his rights.

A smelly, loud, dirty person who shows up everywhere and usually causes a scene with cops, like he’s the main event.

That P Dookie Salmon was yelling at a bus driver and throwing a banana peel at him.

The P Dookie Salmon was sitting on a bench and had a whole chicken leg in his hand.

I saw a P Dookie Salmon walking in a circle and talking to a pigeon like it was his best friend.

A super smelly person who makes you want to cry and usually ends up in a big fight with a cop or two.

That P Dookie Salmon threw a cup of coffee at a cop and ran away like a coward.

I saw a P Dookie Salmon wearing a hat made of socks and yelling about the moon.

The P Dookie Salmon had a whole pizza box in his lap and was eating it like it was a treasure.

A really dirty person who smells so bad it makes you want to leave, and usually ends up fighting with cops like it’s a daily routine.

That P Dookie Salmon was fighting with a cop over a bag of chips and it looked like a real war.

I saw a P Dookie Salmon wearing a shirt that had been on the floor for a year.

The P Dookie Salmon was sleeping on the sidewalk and had a raccoon for a pet.