P-diddy down
Portadown gets called P-diddy down by the cool kids because it sounds way better than that tiny town name. Everyone who’s not cool still says Portadown like it’s a bad word.
Mate, I’m from P-diddy down, not that little Portadown place.
You think you’re cool? I’m from P-diddy down, you’re just from somewhere else.
P-diddy down? That’s not a town, that’s a lifestyle.