P-diddy down

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Portadown gets called P-diddy down by the cool kids because it sounds way better than that tiny town name. Everyone who’s not cool still says Portadown like it’s a bad word.
Mate, I’m from P-diddy down, not that little Portadown place.
You think you’re cool? I’m from P-diddy down, you’re just from somewhere else.
P-diddy down? That’s not a town, that’s a lifestyle.
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P-diddy down is what you call Portadown when you’re trying to sound fancy and your friends think you’re a poser.
My cousin’s from P-diddy down, I’m just from somewhere near there.
P-diddy down? That’s not a real place, that’s just Portadown with a bit of extra flair.
He said he’s from P-diddy down, I said I’m from Portadown, he said I’m a poser.
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P-diddy down is just Portadown with extra swagger. If you’re from there, you know it. If you’re not, you’re just a tourist with a bad attitude.
She said she’s from P-diddy down, I told her I’ve been there, and I don’t need a nickname for it.
He’s from P-diddy down, I’m from Portadown, he’s got the swagger, I’ve got the grit.
I’m not from P-diddy down, I’m from Portadown, and I don’t need a fancy name to sound cool.
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